'Maybe We'd Be Popular If We Told Black People to Go Away,' Says UKIP

by Lewis Shaw

The controversy-eating United Kingdom Independence Party has come under fire again after telling Lenny Henry to go and live in a 'black country.'

The party, which has adopted the controversial public relations technique of 'racially attack pillars of British popular culture,' is making headlines once again after Enfield council candidate William Henwood spilt the politically incorrect beans all over the Twitter timelines of the crowds of people eagerly waiting for UKIP to cock up again.

But telling the charity magnate and stand-up comedian that he 'does not have to live with the whites' is only the tip of UKIP's 'I was born in the 1800's' bullshit-filled iceberg. Camden candidate Magnus Nielsen (awesome in name alone) recently informed us that 'any Muslim who is not involved in organised crime is not a true believer.' We'll let you come up with your own Godfather-themed jokes.

The headline is the latest in a long, sh*t-coloured bunting stream of media gaffs by the party, in which they performed no less than a) employing an immigrant to play an Englishman whose job has been stolen by an immigrant; b) openly admitted that they've based almost their entire ideology on fact-less assertions, and c) paying a woman to say that she is voting for them in the May elections.

Lenny Henry has currently not been reached for comment.