by Ben Hilton
North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has been left in a stink after envoys sent in the hopes of negotiating cheese-based training were rejected by the National Dairy Industry College in Eastern France.
The affair has opened up fresh allegations of a secretive cheese-based economy keeping the world of global politics turning.
The dictator, who purportedly spent time in Switzerland as a child, has a particular taste for Emmental cheese. He believes that the quality of cheese in the People's Republic is unsatisfactory, and so sent officials to the college to negotiate training for North Korean manufacturers.
The rejection fuels theories surrounding the power of cheese in global affairs. Previous allegations have suggested that the only reason Vladimir Putin has not declared war on Ukraine is because of an influx of Brie into the country.
But more worrying are the implications of the leader's quest for the best: that every action Kim Jong-Un takes is all in the quest for the perfect cheese. All the death camps, slavery, capital punishment, all in the name of Emmental.
Analysis shows that at the current rate, Kim Jong-Un is set to be the sole subject of satire websites in five years.
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