Mayor Boris Johnson: London is for "a good time and loads of hot sex"

Boris also holds controversial views on 'two in the pink,
one in the stink.'

by Lewis Shaw

It would appear tufts of fluffy blonde hair aren't the only thing on Boris Johnson's mind - the Mayor of London recently said that one of the best things about his favourite city is people having lots of sex. Sexy sexy sex.

Mayor Boris told Total Politics magazine that 'one of the reasons cities are so successful is that they provide a huge assortment of potential mates - in business and pleasure.' He added that people were flocking to London in particular for 'a good time and loads of hot sex.'

The Mayor's love for coitus-based politics isn't new - in an article last year for The Telegraph he praised the German government's attitude towards sex in parks. He also has a history of affairs, leading to his face being used by extra-marital affairs site AshleyMadison.com on their billboards.

But the politician's remark don't come out of the blue entirely. Boris' public career has long been an exercise in the art of distraction, with a long line of 'whiff-whaff' anecdotes and stuck on a zip-wire antics, all of which have served perfectly in keeping people distracted from his actual policies.